RED (Hex Code: #FF0000)

The color of this pixel is a pain to look at. My mind is blown over the fact that this pixel is so foundational and important. I mean, what's so great about it? This color is so full of itself, and I know from experience. Red means danger. This color isn't recommended to anyone. This color is nothing but bad experiences and I want no part in it.

Appearance: 6.
Perception: 8.
Satisfaction: 1.
Troubling: 9.

FUCHSIA (Hex Code: #FF00FF)

Another pixel that is too strong for its own good, and judging by its hex code, I can certainly see why! This color is closely related to Red, a truly arrogant pixle. Extroverted pixels are overbearing on the eyes, so they are not often recommended. Fuchsia in particular is terrible on its own, as no colors really compliment it except for Neon Green, which makes both, normally unbearable pixels look truly peaceful. One perk to Fuchsia is it resembles taffy, a tasty treat that children eat. That being said, use with extreme caution.

Eye strain: 10.
Buddy system: 9.
Decency: 6.
Anger: 5.

#A1D459

Ah, our first unnamed pixel, only possessing a hex code. At first glance, one would assume the pixel would be lonely, but that's simply not the case. Most pixels are only a hex code without a name. That's just how it is, baby.

So let's judge this pixel fairly. Eh, it's not very appealing, if you ask me. It looks like chlorophyll. Maybe that's what it was going for, who knows. I can't really say I recommend this pixel, it's just not very useful. I doubt it's used in any web art, and I haven't heard of its popularity among websites. Stay away from this one, there's something wrong with it.

Usefulness: 7.
Goodness: 2.
Anonymity: 9.
Strength: 4.

BLACK (Hex Code: #000000)

This is a fairly reliable color. In fact, it's one of my go-to colors when I am in doubt. It looks great over a simple white background, and even various shades of grey. However, I do have some complaints about it. Although it's very strong and reliable, it's not very colorful. Also, it doesn't really work well as a background for black text. Because of these downfalls, I can't really give it a high rating, but I do strongly recommend it. Use this color well, and it will make your art/website really stand out from the Google.

Color: 0.
Usefulness: 8.
Properties: 6.
Musicality: 3.

MEDAL: Great Job (Bronze).

SALMON (Hex Code: #FA8072)

Not a bad pixel at all. Not only is is named after a tasty fish, but it resembles the meat of a salmon as well. Specifically, the shade of the flesh between frozen and fully cooked. I am very satisfied with the loyalty of this pixel, and I think the name suits it. My only complaint is that it slightly resembles Pepto Bismol, and that's actually mildly disgusting to me. Other than that minor caveat, this pixel is good to go and ready for exposure. It has my recommendation.

Fish-like qualities: 9.
Hygiene: 5.
Realism: 8.
Taste: 9.

MEDAL: Deliciousness Badge (Gold).

#8704D7

To me, this one looks like it can't decide what kind of purple it wants to be. It's violet, yet it has a hint of indigo. I mean, how am I supposed to utilize that? Maybe this pixel would be useful for confused works of art, or webpages written by people with dissociative identity disorder. I can't use it, that's certain. Use at your own risk.

Confusion: 10.
Psychology: 7.
Risk factor: 6.
Tone: 7.

DARK SEA GREEN (Hex Code: #8FBC8F)

Right from the start, this pixel is fairly misleading. It's supposed to be Dark Sea Green, yet it's not dark at all. If anything, it's pale. It resembles vomit, or mucus from a person sick with the flu. To be honest with you, this pixel isn't really doing it for me. All it has delivered is false expectations, a broken promise, and disgust. I can't recommend this pixel to those with a weak stomach, but it may be useful for gross-out art or lower tier websites.

Deceit: 10.
Disgust: 10.
Faithfulness: 0.
Upsetting: 10.

FIREBRICK (Hex Code: #B22222)

Let's end on a high note, shall we? Firebrick, now that's a strong name. The first part, fire, being very powerful. The second part, brick, being rugged and bold. The color itself is very robust, and dark. It's a wonderful sight, yet it can also be useful as a font color or a background. I can see this color being used in artwork of fire or bricks, or on a webpage that explains or discusses firing bricks or talks about fires/brick laying. I recommend this color for its honesty.

Thickness: 3.
Shape: 9.
Tint: 1.
Spirituality:4.

MEDAL: Quaintness Medallion (Silver).